The most unlikely things have been found down
the water pipes. Here are five utterly bizarre, but totally true instances of
strange things found underground in the worldwide waste water systems...
A donkey
A donkey failed to see the funny side when he
found his hind half stuck down a manhole. An unsuspecting passer-by saw the
trapped donkey at about 8am one Saturday morning in 2014. This was in
Switzerland. Maybe Swiss donkeys are adept at prising up super heavy manhole
covers and trying to reverse themselves down to investigate? Or maybe it was
taking an innocent amble along the sewers before trying the wrong exit? It
should have known better - they’re not called donkeyholes are they?
A car
Ok, so it was a Mini. Yes, alright - it was
half a Mini. But maybe that’s even more unlikely? Thames Water discovered the
discarded half of the car in a London sewer in 2014. We like to think it was
the result of some hilariously hair-brained Arthur Daley style cut and shut
scam. Not that we find criminal activity funny or anything. Or maybe it was the
result of a dry run of the most unlikely James Bond car chase stunt ever - the
one in A View To A Kill where the unflappable Roger Moore drives half a Renault
through Paris. Somewhere out there on the London streets is the other half of
that Mini… if only it could tell us the whole story.
A cow
Oh you silly moo. A Chinese farmer from Fujian
province spent four days looking for his lost cow back in 2010, only to find
her trapped down a sewer. Locals were alerted by the strange moo-ing sounds
emanating from said sewer. When she popped her head out of an open manhole, the
kind-hearted locals fed the poor cow some grass. Apparently she was pretty
unflustered by the whole affair. Once she was winched out to freedom, she
simply wandered over to the nearest patch of grass and continued munching. All
in a day’s grazing, we suppose.
An elephant
A baby elephant in Sri Lanka got stuck down a
drain - a large drain (and it was a small elephant, but still...). Elephants apparently
roam wild in Hambantota, but this little dumbo fell foul of the drainage system
in the region back in 2016. Luckily all he seemed to be suffering from (apart
from unwanted fame as a bewildered star of social media) was an injured leg. So
he packed his trunk and off he went to the animal welfare centre.
200 ravers
Yep, the stupidest one of the lot happened
right here in the UK. Newcastle to be precise, in 2017. These weren’t unlikely
items of rubbish or innocent lost animals slushing around the pipeworks, this was a purposeful, planned
gathering of willing human participants who all thought it’d be a great idea to
have a party one Saturday night. In the sewer.
The slimy, stinking city sewer.
They even went to the trouble of rigging up a sound and lighting system.
Because water and electricity is always a good idea, right? The illegal rave
got busted by police at 4am after one poor party-goer ratted on the rest,
citing safety concerns. Police said they thought university students were
involved. Ah right, that all makes perfect sense now. Phew.
Ensure there's nothing weird in your water
Thankfully, nothing too mind-boggling is
likely to make its way out of your actual tap, and our system is well equipped to filter out the normal nasties you don’t want lurking in your water.
We
cannot, however, take any responsibility for the weird and not-so wonderful
finds that somehow end up flushing around in the sewers…
Sources:
dailyedge.ie
standard.co.uk
weirdasianews.com
bbc.co.uk
chroniclelive.co.uk
